Welcome to newworld!: Phideaux - The Great Leap

Welcome to newworld!: Phideaux - The Great Leap

Minarets from Outer Space

Switzerland is under attack by Alien ships from another culture; these space minarets, as the Swiss call them, shriek through the sky with the sound of 100 drunken male strippers piercing the sound barrier. The minarets have been landing on rounded buildings that have dotted the Swiss landscape for a few years. Nothing seems to be able to stop their arrival. The Swiss be liking it yum yum good!

Oil Rich North America shuts out Asia from source

CEO of the APEC company, Jethro Bodine, suggested that misuse of oil based products in acts of (censured) by certain Arabic nations required (censured) for it to be (censured) for the TV networks to (censured) and then Gilligan said (censured) hopped on one foot.

November 22nd, 1963

John F Kennedy escapes assassins' bullets as he bends down to pick up a fallen box of dried raisins while riding in his open canopied presidential car in downtown Memphis.
Lee Oswald becomes the first FM pirate radio broadcaster in the USA.

JUNE 17TH, 1885


The statue of rock singer BONO arrives in port of New York City. A small Irish skiff attacked and sank the boat carrying the Statue of Liberty.